Mobile Sms Messages

Waqt Noor Ko Benoor Kar Deta Hai

2011-08-18T15:49:00.001-07:00

Waqt Noor Ko Benoor Kar Deta Hai
Chhote Se Jakhma Ko Nasoor Kar Deta Hai.
Koun Chahata Hai Apno se Bichhadna,
Per Waqt Sabko Majboor Kar Deta Hai.

APPLE>................................. APPLE=vitamins VITAMINS=power POWER=work WORK=money MONAY=woman WOMAN=tension TENSION=depression DEPRESSION=d

2011-08-18T15:48:00.000-07:00

APPLE>.................................

APPLE=vitamins
VITAMINS=power
POWER=work
WORK=money
MONAY=woman
WOMAN=tension
TENSION=depression
DEPRESSION=death
,
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,
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,
,
aur khaoo APPLE

Usey kehna, Usey HUM, Yaad kerte hain

2010-12-05T00:43:00.000-08:00

Usey kehna, Usey HUM, Yaad kerte hain!
Diya jab sham ki deleez pe jalany aate hain..
Sitare aasman pe jab timtimate hain..
Chandni jb phoolon pe parti hai..
Bohat hi khoob lagti hai!
Hum us dam […]

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota

2010-12-05T00:37:00.000-08:00

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.

DOSTI aisi hoti hai

2010-12-05T00:34:00.000-08:00

Muskaan Tere Hotho pe Khushi mere Dil me Hoti hai,
Agar dard Tere Dil ko ho to Ankhen Meri Roti Hai.
Tu Mehsoos toh krke Dekh Dost,
” DOSTI aisi hoti hai”

Kal halki halki barish thi,

2010-12-05T00:31:00.000-08:00

Kal halki halki barish thi,

kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..

DO U think u are smart,aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.

2010-11-16T22:09:00.000-08:00

DO U think u are smart,
attractive
well gromd
&
competetive
if yes
then reply with ur full Bio Data bcoz,
city Govt
Has aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,Aaj se

2010-11-16T22:07:00.000-08:00

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,Aaj se
Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,Har Insan ek duje
ko aapna bhai kahe,Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale
lag ja,Mubarak
 ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

EiD-ul-Azha ka , Chaand ,’,’ * buht ‘, ‘, , Mubark h? ‘ ,’,',’,’ ‘ Dua he k ye ‘BarktoN wala MaheeNa apke lye DheroN kushiyan laye.

2010-11-16T22:06:00.001-08:00

Wishing U HAPPY EID MUBARAK in advance 4 the

2010-11-16T22:05:00.001-08:00

Wishing U HAPPY EID MUBARAK in advance 4 the
folwing 10 years,
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

2019

2020
Agar coming 10yrs me APKO koi pehle wish krne ka
da’wa kare to 1 rakh k chamaat daina or ye msg
dikha daina. Haa.:-)

Haqiqt samjo ya afsana!

2010-11-16T22:04:00.002-08:00

Haqiqt samjo ya afsana!

Apna samjo ya begana!

Hamar apka rishta hai purana!

Isliye farz tah apko btana..

K BAKRA EID aa rahi hai..

Ab shura kardo ghass khana

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ...

2010-11-16T22:04:00.001-08:00

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa
nhi karna FARAZ...

!
!
!
!
!

Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh
k Kutta baich daya..!!

Kash tu mera Bakra hota

2010-11-16T22:03:00.000-08:00

Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..

beautiful scene both day

2010-10-17T21:53:00.001-07:00

Choclate cake birth day

2010-10-17T21:45:00.000-07:00

A smile is a curve

2010-10-17T21:41:00.000-07:00

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......

Its a nice feeling

2010-10-17T21:38:00.000-07:00

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

2010-10-17T21:33:00.000-07:00

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOUIts a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Life is very short

2010-10-17T21:32:00.000-07:00

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

sardar susu sms

2010-08-08T05:53:00.000-07:00

Sardar: Aaj din boht bura guzra

Darwaza khola kundi hath me,

Nul khola tooti hath me,

Suitcase uthaya handle hath me,

Ab dar raha hun

susu krun k na krun ?

husband and wife sms

2010-08-08T05:52:00.000-07:00

Husband: ...

kia tum mujay gadha samjthi ho ...

biwi: raenay do ......

.kam az kum us ky pas kaam ki koi 1 chez to hy

suspence sexy sms

2010-08-08T05:51:00.001-07:00

Akhir tum ne maira dekh hi lia na

(Ghussa)

Pehle kehtey thay k muje tmhara hi pasand hai

(Andaz)

Lekin ab kehtey ho,

k me kisi or ka loon ga

(Sahara)

Mera khyal ha,

k mera ab kafi lamba ho gya ha

(SMS)

Ab muje tumhari chahiye

(Ijazat)

yar zehan saf rakho.

Injection SMS

2010-08-08T05:47:00.000-07:00

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai

DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?

Larki: us time
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

bewaquf banaya sms

2010-08-08T05:43:00.000-07:00

Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Maa:kese beti

Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr me dhundta rha
O My GOD

Underwear & BRAZER sms

2010-08-08T05:40:00.000-07:00

CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size

SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate

CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too

Daryaaft or Ejaad Sms

2010-08-08T05:39:00.000-07:00

Teacher:

Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:

Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

sardar sms

2010-08-08T05:37:00.000-07:00

Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:

"yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?".

Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c"

I can’t help it.

2010-06-01T09:25:00.001-07:00

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Hame na bhulana.

2010-06-01T09:24:00.001-07:00

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.


Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

So make habit of FORGIVING.

2010-06-01T09:23:00.000-07:00

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

kabhi Tum Lout K Aao

2010-06-01T09:22:00.000-07:00

kabhi Tum Lout K Aao Mujhe Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne Ada Mujh Ko Bhulane Ki
Tumhain Mujh Se Shikwa Tha Ya Koi Bhi Shikayat The
Zehmat To Zara Si Thi Na Ki Koshish Batane Ki

I am sorry i love you,

2010-06-01T09:20:00.000-07:00

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit
I am sorry i love you,
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it

Udaas mat Hua karo..!

2010-05-29T12:26:00.000-07:00

Tumhen udaas Dekh ker,,
kisi k Rang kho Gae..
kahin pe chand Bhujh Gya,,
kahin Sitaray so Gae..

kahin pe Barishon ki Rutt,,
Ghazb ki piyas Ban Gai..
Koi Bahar Rooth Kar,,
Sarapa.e.Aas Ban Gai..
Kisi k Mosmon ko Yun,,
Azaab Mat Diya karo..
Udaas mat Hua karo,,
Udaas mat Hua karo..!

Muskarahat ka Koi Mole Nahe Hota

2010-05-29T12:25:00.000-07:00

Muskarahat ka Koi Mole Nahe Hota,
Kuch rishton ka koi Tole Nahe Hota,

Log to mil Jate hai her Raah per,
Per her koi Aapki tarah Anmol Nahe Hota

Aye Meri Zindagi Tu Mere Saath Hai

2010-05-29T12:23:00.000-07:00

Aye Meri Zindagi Tu Mere Saath Hai
Ab Mujhe Is Zamaane Ki Parvaah Nahin
Jaan Le Loongi Main, Jaan De Doongi Main
Koi Keemat jhukaane Ki Parvaah Nahin
Aye Meri Zindagi Tu Mere Saath Hai

Tu Khudaa Hai Meraa, Meraa Imaan Hai
Ishq Karnaa Teraa Mujhpe Ehsaan Hai
Tu Subah Ka Ujaalaa Mere Vaaste
Tu Mere Vaaste Dilnashin Shaam Hai
Tere Dil Mein Thikaanaa Rahe Umr Bhar
Phir Kisi Aashiyaane Ki Parvaah Nahin
Aye Meri Zindagi Tu Mere Saath Hai
Ab Mujhe Is Zamaane Ki Parvaah Nahin

Juda hone ka ghum tab hota hai

2010-05-29T12:20:00.000-07:00

Koi hanskar juda hota hai

Koi ro ker juda hota hai

Lekin juda hone ka ghum to tab hota hai

Jub koi kisi ka ho kar juda hota hai

Gud Wise Word SMS

2010-05-29T12:19:00.000-07:00

Don"t see others doing better than you..
Beat your own records everyday..
B"coz success is a fight between
YOU
&
YOURSELF.
Two things decide Ur attitude..
*what you think of yourself when you don"t have anything &
*what you think of others, when you have everything

Difference between stress, tension & panic

2010-01-05T03:27:00.000-08:00

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

2010-01-05T03:26:00.000-08:00

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2010-01-05T03:25:00.000-08:00

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

2010-01-05T03:22:00.000-08:00

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

2010-01-05T02:54:00.000-08:00

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

2010-01-05T02:53:00.000-08:00

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Promises and friends r like snowballs

2010-01-05T02:46:00.001-08:00

Promises and Friends
are like snowballs.

It’s easy to make them
but it’s too difficult to keep them.”

Some hurt by word some by action

2010-01-05T02:45:00.001-08:00

Some people hurt by words & some by action…
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

Whenever you miss someone

2010-01-05T02:44:00.001-08:00

Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

Your remaining sleep time is over

2010-01-05T02:42:00.000-08:00

Dear Friend’s!
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired

Plz
Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U
*Salam.E.Subah*
&
*G00D M0RNING*

Meat Mubarak

2009-12-03T14:09:00.000-08:00

Everyone sent u Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one To send u “Meat Mubarak”
And Keep on eating Different dishes On this sea

Bakra Eid Mubarak

2009-12-03T14:08:00.000-08:00

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.

With best wishes:-):-):-)

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come

2009-12-03T14:07:00.002-08:00

((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

2009-12-03T14:07:00.001-08:00

Bakra debit
Cash credit

Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik…

Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

2009-12-03T14:06:00.000-08:00

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Students Exams SMS

2009-10-01T09:51:00.000-07:00

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Santa Banta SMS

2009-10-01T09:49:00.000-07:00

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !

Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Naughty SMS

2009-10-01T09:44:00.000-07:00

Height of
bravery!

Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Kiss SMS

2009-10-01T09:41:00.000-07:00

love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.

LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.

MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.

CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.

SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Good luck SMS

2009-10-01T09:30:00.000-07:00

My perfect wish for you is that, you may prosper & be in good health even as your soul prospers... GOODLUCK.

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

mised calls are not for time pass..they r silently say that i"m thinking of u right now and u r thinking of me for a moment...good day

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

Getwell Soon SMS

2009-09-29T09:41:00.000-07:00

I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!

Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher? Please tell me even i don"t know.

May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.

Funny Urdu SMS

2009-09-29T09:39:00.000-07:00

Funny SMS

2009-09-29T09:38:00.000-07:00

Friendship SMS

2009-09-29T09:35:00.000-07:00

Fool SMS

2009-09-29T09:34:00.000-07:00

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Flirt SMS

2009-09-29T09:31:00.000-07:00

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE, HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL, IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE....

LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH....WAH.... WAH....WAH....
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR.....

Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi
hoti...
Kya mahsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
dil tutne ki to awaz bhi nahi hoti.

Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Father day SMS

2009-09-29T09:26:00.000-07:00

Thanks for being there through the tears,
Laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Fatherâ€™s Day!

Some things are just better
The way they are like you!

Happy Fatherâ€™s Day!

Thanks for being there through the tears,
Laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Fatherâ€™s Day!

Having You For A Dad
Was the best beginning I couldâ€™ve hadâ€¦
Ever since that youâ€™ve made sure it gets only better!
You mean the world to me!
Happy Fatherâ€™s Day

U r every thing to meâ€¦..
Whom i can share my all secretsâ€¦.
U r always there to help meâ€¦â€¦
May u live long.!!
Happy Fatherâ€™s Day

I wish u all the best in life and long life.
U r the reason iâ€™m here and everything what i am.
Thank you 4 what u done 4 me.
Happy fatherâ€™s day

Eid SMS

2009-09-29T09:24:00.000-07:00

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

/////\\
/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\
Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha,
Lekin
Ya
To
Socho
Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
So
/////\\
/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

Happy Eid Mubarak.

May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
"EID MUBARAK"

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak.

Look Outside...
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Dreams SMS

2009-09-29T09:19:00.000-07:00

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.

A man"s dreams are an index to his greatness."

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet.

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible

Double Meaning SMS

2009-09-29T09:16:00.000-07:00

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya?abe haath.

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...

sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?

"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG KG 195 full time masti non stop fun. 5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza sakun or aram ki zamanat master ka molti foam

Diwali SMS

2009-09-29T09:13:00.000-07:00

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwal

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se..

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team.
Today"s the `Festival of Lights" all o"er;
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth!
But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?
Denied of laughter, smiles for days;
Today"s the triumph of Good over bad;
But what about the wastage in much ways?
True joy is when you see someone else smile!
True charity gives joy in Heav"nly style.

Decent SMS

2009-09-29T09:10:00.000-07:00

when flood comes

"Fish eat Ants"

when flood goes Down

"Ants eat Fish"

Time Matters...

"Allah gives opportunity To Everyone..."

Life is like a coin,,Pleasure nd pain are two sides.Only one side is visible at a time..But remembar other side is also waiting for its turn..

Sucess is Not Permanent & failure is Not Final!!!

So Never Stop Working after Success & Never Stop

Trying after Failure!!!

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U.
Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all.
Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More.
But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.

When you find a dream inside your heart, don"t let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

When we lose all helps and think its THE END.

Allah smiles and said

"Its just BEND not THE END"

Cool SMS

2009-09-29T09:07:00.000-07:00

A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Iï¿½ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from

A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...
y v dnt study whole year....
n spent sleepless night during exam?
coz
sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai...

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo i love u but i love my life more and i can live without u. saying this juliet jumps out of titanic and swims to the ground.

atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko. reema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko. atif;mohaabat ki adaat ho gae ha. reema;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi adaat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.

Christmas SMS

2009-09-29T09:02:00.000-07:00

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
itâ€™s watching U.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ"s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Break Up SMS

2009-09-29T08:58:00.001-07:00

log muntazir he rahay k hamain toot"ta ddekhain...

ham pather k ho gay zabt kertay kertay

Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti

Jisnay thoray waaday jisnay toora dil,
Jeena mushkil ho gaya daidi kitni mushkil,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta toor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Mar jayen gay par ab us ka naam nahi lain gay,
Jisnay toora dil usay ilzaam nahi daingay,
Dil ki batoo ma akar yah dhokay khaye hain,
Ab apnay dil say ham koi kaam nahi lain gay,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta tor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham

Chalo ik baar phir se ajnabi bun jaen hum dono na main tum se koi umeed rakhon dilnawazi ki na tum meri taraf dekho galat andaaz nazron se na meray dil ki dharkan larkharaey meri baton se na zaher ho tumhari kashmakash ka raaz nazron se tumhain bhe koi uljhan rookti hai paish qadmi se mujhay bhe loog kehtay hain k ye jalway paraey hain meray hamraah bhe ruswaiyan hain meray mazi ki tumharay saath bhe gozri hoe raton k saaey hain ta"aruf roug ho jaey tu usko bhoolna behtar ta"aluq roug ban jaey tu usko toorna acha wo afsana jisay anjaam tak lana na ho mumkin uasay ik khoobsorat mour de k bhoolna acha Chalo ik baar phir se ajnabi bun jaen hum dono.

Birthday SMS

2009-09-29T08:54:00.000-07:00

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

This Day When The Most Beautiful Mind Was Born Is My Most Beautiful Day. LUV & LONG LIFE. Hv a nice Day.

For the world, iâ€™s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

ASCII SMS

2009-09-29T08:49:00.000-07:00

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH

YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)

Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

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2009-09-29T08:43:00.000-07:00

April Fool SMS

2009-09-29T08:41:00.000-07:00

M Going To switzerland...

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.

Surprised?

After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki â€œAIDSâ€ chhune se nahi failta.

Anniversary SMS

2009-09-29T08:38:00.000-07:00

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Bewafa Sms

2009-09-29T08:22:00.000-07:00

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai, Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
â€œHamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhainâ

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

Wise Word SMS

2009-09-17T12:30:00.000-07:00

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

Mobile Sms Messages

Waqt Noor Ko Benoor Kar Deta Hai

APPLE>................................. APPLE=vitamins VITAMINS=power POWER=work WORK=money MONAY=woman WOMAN=tension TENSION=depression DEPRESSION=d

Usey kehna, Usey HUM, Yaad kerte hain

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota

DOSTI aisi hoti hai

Kal halki halki barish thi,

DO U think u are smart,aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,Aaj se

EiD-ul-Azha ka , Chaand ,’,’ * buht ‘, ‘, , Mubark h? ‘ ,’,',’,’ ‘ Dua he k ye ‘BarktoN wala MaheeNa apke lye DheroN kushiyan laye.

Wishing U HAPPY EID MUBARAK in advance 4 the

Haqiqt samjo ya afsana!

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ...

Kash tu mera Bakra hota

beautiful scene both day

Choclate cake birth day

A smile is a curve

Its a nice feeling

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

Life is very short

sardar susu sms

husband and wife sms

suspence sexy sms

Injection SMS

bewaquf banaya sms

Underwear & BRAZER sms

Daryaaft or Ejaad Sms

sardar sms

I can’t help it.

Hame na bhulana.

So make habit of FORGIVING.

kabhi Tum Lout K Aao

I am sorry i love you,

Udaas mat Hua karo..!

Muskarahat ka Koi Mole Nahe Hota

Aye Meri Zindagi Tu Mere Saath Hai

Juda hone ka ghum tab hota hai

Gud Wise Word SMS

Difference between stress, tension & panic

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

2 men went 2 a callgirl

Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Promises and friends r like snowballs

Some hurt by word some by action

Whenever you miss someone

Your remaining sleep time is over

Meat Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come

Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Students Exams SMS

Santa Banta SMS

Naughty SMS

Kiss SMS

Good luck SMS

Getwell Soon SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

Funny SMS

Friendship SMS

Fool SMS

Flirt SMS

Father day SMS

Eid SMS

Dreams SMS

Double Meaning SMS

Diwali SMS

Decent SMS

Cool SMS

Christmas SMS

Break Up SMS

Birthday SMS

ASCII SMS

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASHYE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)

Urdu Shairy

April Fool SMS

Anniversary SMS

Bewafa Sms

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH

YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)