Showing posts with label Sexy SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy SMS. Show all posts
Sardar: Aaj din boht bura guzra
Darwaza khola kundi hath me,
Nul khola tooti hath me,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me,
Ab dar raha hun
K
susu krun k na krun ?
Husband: ...
kia tum mujay gadha samjthi ho ...
biwi: raenay do ......
.kam az kum us ky pas kaam ki koi 1 chez to hy
Akhir tum ne maira dekh hi lia na
(Ghussa)
Pehle kehtey thay k muje tmhara hi pasand hai
(Andaz)
Lekin ab kehtey ho,
k me kisi or ka loon ga
(Sahara)
Mera khyal ha,
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gya ha
(SMS)
Ab muje tumhari chahiye
(Ijazat)
yar zehan saf rakho.
Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!
Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya
Maa:kese beti
Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr me dhundta rha
O My GOD
O My GOD
CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size
SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate
CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:
"yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?".
Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c"
